Homestar Runner: Oh, man, Pom Pom, this Halloween is gonna be the Christmas ball! Hot tricks, cool treats, good friends, and MURDER!
Pom Pom: [bubbles in surprise]
Homestar Runner: What? Murder? Nah, that doesn't sound like something I would say. I was probably talking about the crisp cool air, the fallen leaves dappling the MURDER!
[Pom Pom hops away, accidentally deflating an inflatable pumpkin the process]
Homestar Runner: Nah, man, you're hearing things. I was just talking about MURDER. And, you know, like this time of year sometimes there's a little bit of MURDER, and maybe a little bit of MURDER! But I would never say anything about...
[sees the deflated pumpkin and becomes horrified]
Homestar Runner: Pom Pom! What happened? Did you get popped? Say a few bubbles! You can't be dead! You're my best friend and concubine!
[sobbing]
Homestar Runner: Oh, I should really look up what that word means!