"The Magicians" We Have Brought You Little Cakes (TV Episode 2017) - Arjun Gupta as William 'Penny' Adiyodi

Kady Orloff-Diaz : I don't want you to die.

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Of course not. I'm the best lay of your life.
Eliot Waugh : What's in my book?

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You do your recon, find out Prince Ess of Loria has taken Whitespire.

Eliot Waugh : Shit.

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Then kidnap Idri, who I guess is a rat? Turn him back, then camp here trying to find the perfect spell to force Ember to keep his mitts off of Fillory.

Eliot Waugh : But if my book ends, then-...

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Then exactly. We know that doesn't work, so you need to do anything else anything. Pick a plan and commit.

Eliot Waugh : If it's written, isn't it *written*?

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Yes, but I think you can change it.

Eliot Waugh : Okay, so we can save Fillory if we subscribe to a "free will" view of the universe, which is fair.
Kady Orloff-Diaz : Reynard's gone. I should be happy, but it wasn't how I wanted it. It's not enough. God, I feel like bashing my head into a wall. Why can't anything just be fixed?

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Life, I guess.
The Librarian : Penny, you're needed at once.

William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I'm busy.

The Librarian : Bit of an emergency. We need our full staff.

Kady Orloff-Diaz : Are you crazy? He's dying.

The Librarian : Yes, because he went into a restricted area, which lethally poisoned him and puts him on strict probation, but most assuredly does not mean he's excused from work.

Arjun Gupta: William 'Penny' Adiyodi