The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Charles Grodin/Bob and Ray/Mike Rozier (1983)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host, Dr. Joyce Sisters
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [after the Joyce Sisters sketch] I hope my mother went to bed early tonight.
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Johnny Carson : Is this an offer you're making? Publicly?
Charles Grodin : We'll see.
Johnny Carson : To appear in your picture?
Charles Grodin : Matter of what kind of money are we talking about?
Johnny Carson : Big. Big. Big money.
Ed McMahon : Mega. Mega-bucks.
Johnny Carson : Mega-bucks. Lots of - lots of bread.
Charles Grodin : For one day?
Johnny Carson : You got it. And I'd like the money in cash, in the parking lot... for reason - for reasons that are my own.