Master of None (TV Series)

Amarsi Un Pò (2017)

Aziz Ansari: Dev

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Quotes 

• Dev : There's so many times I just wanted to grab you and kiss you. You don't even know.

  Francesca : Well, probably I would have kissed you back.

  Helicopter Pilot : Hey, guys, just so you know, I can hear everything you're saying, and it sounds like you're having a fairly intimate conversation. Just let me know if you'd like to switch over to a private channel.

• Francesca : [talking about spas]  So maybe you have, actually, a shy "Pino."

  Dev : No, my "Pino" is not shy. He's very gregarious. He plays tennis. He has a poker game on Thursdays. He's a good guy, but

  Francesca : Poker game?

  Dev : He just doesn't want to be out there in the spa and around all these old guys.

• Francesca : [at the pharmacy]  Look how many diarrhea medicines you can have in America. You can have the green one or the pink one. What's that? Chocolate diarrhea medicine? Means that you can eat chocolate and you're gonna stop having diarrhea?

  [putting her hands on his shoulders] 

  Francesca : Dev this is an amazing time to be alive.

  Dev : [putting his hands on her shoulders as well]  Especially if you're having issues with your bowel movements.