Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
Toni Garrn: The Seamstress
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Quotes
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[Peter enters the empty pub, as instructed by Dimitri, and meets the Seamstress]
Peter Parker : Hello.
The Seamstress : Close the door.
[Peter closes the door and approaches the Seamstress to shake her hand]
Peter Parker : Um... I'm Peter Parker.
The Seamstress : Take off your clothes.
Peter Parker : Excuse me?
The Seamstress : You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this, another suit.
[Seamstress offers Peter a black package]
Peter Parker : Oh, uh, thank you. I'm sure it fits fine. I don't need to try...
The Seamstress : Take off your clothes.
Peter Parker : Okay. Sure.
[Peter puts down the package and his backpack before unzipping his pants]
Peter Parker : This is embarrassing.
The Seamstress : Now. Hurry up.
Peter Parker : This is weird. Heh.
[Peter pulls down his pants when Brad suddenly enters the pub. Peter runs behind the Seamstress]
Peter Parker : No, no, no. Uh, don't...
Brad Davis : Whoa!
Peter Parker : Uh.
Brad Davis : Sorry. Uh, I thought this was the bathroom.
Peter Parker : This is not what it looks like! Just...
Brad Davis : Yeah.
[Brad takes a picture of Peter and the Seamstress]
Peter Parker : What are you doing? Brad...
Brad Davis : I'll leave you alone.
[as Brad walks away, the Seamstress prepares to shoot him]
Peter Parker : Oh, my God. Don't shoot anybody.
[Peter pulls his pants up and chases after Brad]
Peter Parker : Brad? It's not what it looks like, buddy. Hey, man, look, that's...
Brad Davis : Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you want to hook up with some random European chick, that's on you.
Peter Parker : That's not what it was. Honestly.
Brad Davis : I can't pretend I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her too.
Peter Parker : Wait a minute. Hey, hey. You cannot show her that photo, dude. Come on.
Brad Davis : I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth.