Family Guy (TV Series)

Gronkowsbees (2017)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

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• Peter Griffin : Ordering a drone is gonna be a blast! Even more fun than when I had breakfast in bread.

  Peter Griffin : [cut to a scene where Peter is baked into a large loaf of bread]  Hi, Lois. It's a great morning. No matter how you SLICE it.

  Lois Griffin : I don't know what this is Peter, but we are four months behind our mortgage.

  Peter Griffin : Well, that's odd. It's not like we're short on DOUGH.

  Lois Griffin : I'm taking the kids and staying at my parents' house for a while.

  Peter Griffin : That's the YEAST of my concerns!

• Lois Griffin : Well, thank goodness we finally have our neighborhood back.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, now maybe Wilson can move back in and give me homespun wisdom over the fence.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, that was "Home Improvement."

  Peter Griffin : It's exhausting that you never just go with something I say.

• Lois Griffin : That was Bonnie. She said they already sold the house behind us. Poor Mr. Seigel.

  [hearing loud party music] 

  Lois Griffin : What the hell is that?

  [looking out the front window] 

  Lois Griffin : Oh, God, please don't let that be our new neighbors.

  Peter Griffin : What is it?

  Lois Griffin : Some kind of crazy van with the number 87 on the side.

  Peter Griffin : [connecting the dots]  87? That's not a van, Lois, that's a party bus. Rob Gronkowski's party bus!

  Meg Griffin : Who's that?

  Peter Griffin : Only the star tight end of the New England Patriots and America's most athletic Polish.

  [running outside to meet the guys] 

  Peter Griffin : Did you guys see?

  Glenn Quagmire : [naked, mid-sex, with a woman in her underwear wrapped around him]  Oh, my God, that was Rob Gronkowski!

• Lois Griffin : What the hell are you doing?

  Peter Griffin : I wanted to bring over something to welcome Gronk to the neighborhood, so I scraped all the cool ranch off of 15 bags of Doritos.

  Lois Griffin : You're bringing him a bowl of powder?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I thought he could eat it by the fistful or rub it on his balls.

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I don't know what you're so excited about. Rob Gronkowski is probably the worst neighbor we could ask for. You know he's gonna be partying day and night. It's not like it's that tasty piece of ass, Julian Edelman. Now, there's a Patriot you can get excited about. I know he's a wide receiver, but if he's giving, I'm taking. I'll take it all. I'll take it wherever.

  [taking a Pawtucket Patriot out of the fridge, she shakes it and opens it over herself to cool down] 

  Lois Griffin : Ah! Anyway, go suck up to your big, dumb monster. I'll be here hooking the G to thoughts of Edelman.

• Peter Griffin : [woken by one of Gronk's parties]  God, they're still going?

  Lois Griffin : Peter, this is exactly what I told you would happen! Not so much fun anymore, is it?

  Peter Griffin : [the loud music stops]  Oh, thank God, maybe they're wrapping it up.

  [another song starts, followed by a cannon firing] 

  Peter Griffin : Damn it, I can't take anymore! He is the worst neighbor ever. You won't believe what he did yesterday.

  [cut to Peter watering his front lawn] 

  Rob Gronkowski : [down the street]  Hey, Grover, catch!

  [he throws what looks to be a football, but then his party bus lands on Peter]