- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You've decorated the tree, you've hung the lights, you've made the lists, hyped up by all those commercials and catalog pages, all those hot new video games you gotta have. But this is the giving season, right? Yeah. Giving your parents' money to K.B.'s and Kiddy City, or if there is a magical place in the North Pole where Sega and Nintendo products are being manufactured on drifting sheets of ice, then Santa better get his fat ass down the chimney and give me the presents now!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [wearing the SuntMaster] This thing weighs a ton.
- Keith Apicary: That's why you need the VictorMax tracking tube, included with the StuntMaster for maximum stabilization.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Wow, what is it?
- Keith Apicary: It's a plastic stick.