The Magicians (TV Series)

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Arlen Escarpeta: Prince Ess

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• Tick Pickwick : Your majesties, the much-venerated Emissaries of our neighbors to the north. I present Prince Ess of Loria.

  Eliot Waugh : I'm sorry *Princess*?

  Prince Ess : Please, call me Ess.

  Eliot Waugh : Prince... Ess. Oh, my God. Fuck your parents, dude.

• Prince Ess : You guys have been fucking shit up for over half a century.

  Margo Hanson : Oookay.

  Eliot Waugh : [Whispers to Tick]  This is how Lorians talk?

  Tick Pickwick : The Prince speaks fluent Earth. Rumor has it his mother is from, uh, Cincinn-ah-ti.

• Prince Ess : I'm here to propose a treaty between our two kingdoms. A 50/50 split of the Wellspring. And to seal the alliance, I, Crown Prince of Loria, offer my hand in marriage to the Virgin Queen Margo.

  Eliot Waugh : [Snorts]  Um, okay.

  Margo Hanson : Did he just call me a virgin?

• Prince Ess : I'm shockingly progressive for a Lorian. We get married, I'd still let you speak in public. I'd make sure that you-...

  Margo Hanson : Jesus, I'm not marrying you.

  Prince Ess : You think I wanna marry a virgin? This is purely political.

  Margo Hanson : Oh, my God. I'm not a virgin.