With the 'McKendrick Report' out and claiming Dugdale is a war criminal - it takes a cardinal, a cookie in the image of the Virgin Mary and a riot at a deaf school to divert attention. Bertha from the local biscuit factory, presents Catherine with a cookie miraculously shaped like the Virgin Mary. If Cardinal Bell from the Vatican will declare it an official miracle, it would really put the town on the map, drawing deep-pocketed religious tourists. The resultant fracas at the biscuit factory leaves Henry, Catherine and Carol in an overturned taxi. Meanwhile, Dugdale tries to hose down a local protest and causes a riot. With the team gathered to rehearse for the upcoming town hall debate between Dugdale and Lorelei Baggins, Ellen challenges Dugdale to have some actual beliefs and policies.