- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: I see you've got your eye on these antique glass table-toppers here.
- Coran: Well, they're pretty ugly. But I do have an empty curio cabinet for grotesqueries. How much do you want?
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: How much have you got?
- Coran: Oh, I have a handful of pocket lint.
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: I'll take your first-born child.
- Coran: I might be able to throw in a used handkerchief.
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: I could accept your left foot.
- Coran: I'd be willing to sing you a song!
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: You become my butler for one year!
- Coran: Two Altean crown bills!
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: Five Valuviam ingots!
- Coran: Oh, would you accept an IOU?
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: Of course, I'll just need some collateral. Maybe ten valuvium ingots!
- Coran: Or how about this: One Olkari flying cube!
- Unliu Swap Shop Owner: You've got a deal!