The Bare Au Pair
- Video
- 2007
- 1h 55m
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Lousy Brit Porn
Viv Thomas apparently has the highest of high reputations among British pornographers, but I have yet to see an acceptable video crediting him as director or from his company. The tired-blood "Bare Au Pair", neither erotic nor amusing, is typical.
I was surprised that it features several big-name actors and actresses, none of them credited except with their fictional character's name superimposed on screen. Their antics in a household where free love seems to be the name of the game bear no repeating, as Thomas fails to establish any norms whereby jealousy or infidelity make sense.
That's because what we get is generic humping, strung together in random scenes performed by talent that literally could do this in their sleep.
I've seen the striking actresses Franki and Maria Bellucci in countless European productions, and this doesn't measure up to any of them, whether made in France, England, Italy or Eastern Europe. I couldn't identify the younger actresses who play au pairs, but I suspect they had other credits in other Viv junkers.
Given the high ratings and lavish praise poured on Viv by IMDb-ers, I have an open challenge to those fans to watch any of his peers from England: Gazzman, DiSanto, Dick Bush, Anna Span, Lisa Loves, Kendo, Anjali Kara, etc. and see the obvious superiority of even this group's lesser productions compared to Viv's mediocre stuff.
Checking IMDb listings, apparently the DVD was edited from what the website lists as a 2006 TV series titled "The Au Pair" with same star and director.
I was surprised that it features several big-name actors and actresses, none of them credited except with their fictional character's name superimposed on screen. Their antics in a household where free love seems to be the name of the game bear no repeating, as Thomas fails to establish any norms whereby jealousy or infidelity make sense.
That's because what we get is generic humping, strung together in random scenes performed by talent that literally could do this in their sleep.
I've seen the striking actresses Franki and Maria Bellucci in countless European productions, and this doesn't measure up to any of them, whether made in France, England, Italy or Eastern Europe. I couldn't identify the younger actresses who play au pairs, but I suspect they had other credits in other Viv junkers.
Given the high ratings and lavish praise poured on Viv by IMDb-ers, I have an open challenge to those fans to watch any of his peers from England: Gazzman, DiSanto, Dick Bush, Anna Span, Lisa Loves, Kendo, Anjali Kara, etc. and see the obvious superiority of even this group's lesser productions compared to Viv's mediocre stuff.
Checking IMDb listings, apparently the DVD was edited from what the website lists as a 2006 TV series titled "The Au Pair" with same star and director.
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- lor_
- Jan 21, 2017
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