Norm Macdonald Live (TV Series)

Super Dave (2013)

Adam Eget: Self - Co-Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Co-Host : I've been I've been chomping at the bits to ask this one; I've been thinking about it all week. Norm told me to come up with some questions for you, and I've just been dying to know: Where do you get your ideas from?

  Bob Einstein : [17 seconds of silence] 

• Self - Host : Yeah, I gained 45 pounds.

  Himself - Co-Host : Are you okay? What's going on?

  Self - Host : I'm doing it for a movie.

  Himself - Co-Host : For what role? What's the role?

  Bob Einstein : What do you play - Jackie Gleason? What do you mean you "did it for a movie"?

  Self - Host : It's not a particular movie. I just think they need.. always need a fat guy.

• Himself - Co-Host : Super Dave, I just wanted to tell you: Alfred the Great may well be the greatest monarch in the history of England. The worst? Richard the Goatfucker.

• Self - Host : Why didn't you answer his question?

  Bob Einstein : What was his question?

  Self - Host : Ask him that.

  Bob Einstein : Don't ask that again! That was the dumbest goddamned question I've ever heard.

  Self - Host : He just wanna know where you got your..

  Bob Einstein : Yeah, well, I can tell you where I got it: at Ralph's. That's where I got it.

  Himself - Co-Host : Any particular Ralph's?

  Bob Einstein : Yes, no... it's a Bevery Hills Ralph's.

  Himself - Co-Host : Okay.

• Self - Host : Now, bizarre as a variety show, Adam Egret told me something that I didn't know: he said that you worked with Redd Foxx on a variety show.

  Himself - Co-Host : Yeah, I heard that. I'm dying to hear..

  Bob Einstein : I produced Redd Foxx variety.

  Self - Host : You told me he just worked..

  Bob Einstein : Worked on it?

  Himself - Co-Host : Listen, I mean, according to your Wikipedia page..

  Bob Einstein : What do you think I was - a stagehand, you douche bag?