- Sam Loudermilk: Hey maybe you guys... can you settle a bet for me?
- Bearded Hipster #1: Sure.
- Sam Loudermilk: I got a buddy who says Gettysburg was more deadly than Appomattox, okay? Now, I tried to tell him that despite its prevalence in the cultural mindscape, Gettysburg's actually the less deadly of the two. Am I right?
- Bearded Hipster #2: How would we know?
- Sam Loudermilk: Well, 'cause you're Civil War re-enactors, right? I mean, there is no reason- There is no reason to have beards like that in this day and age
- Bearded Hipster #2: We're not Civil War re-enactors.
- Sam Loudermilk: Oh, I'm sorry. I saw the itchy flannel shirts, and I- Are-are you lumberjacks?
- Bearded Hipster #1: No.
- Sam Loudermilk: Time-travelers. You're time-travelers.
- Bearded Hipster #1: We're musicians, asshole.
- Sam Loudermilk: Well, I hope the band is called: The Time-Traveling Lumberjacks of the Confederacy.
- Bearded Hipster #1: Fuck you.
- Bearded Hipster #2: That is a pretty good band name.
- Sam Loudermilk: [walking away] You're welcome.
- Claire Wilkes: These guys all seem so lost and broken, except for that guy. That guy's not, like, mentally ill homeless, he's like, bass player homeless.
- Homeless Guy: It's affinity, communication and an empathy for the human condition that binds us all, and keeps a soul in wonder. Actually a quote from psychology researcher Tej Kapoor.
- Ben Burns: That's nice of her right, she comes over drops off meatballs and leaves. It's like, the perfect woman.