- Kiki Kerwa: So, foolish mortals. You both have abused the almighty power of Kiki Kerwa. The ancient magic of the tiki is beyond your feeble minds. Now, these forty-six, simple rules must be followed when using the tiki. Rule number one, be polite and courteous when making a wish. Second rule, simple one, respect the tiki. Third rule, a traditional, yet fashionable grass skirt must be worn within the tiki's presence.
- Kiki Kerwa: I am the great tiki god, Kiki Kerwa from the remote pacific island of Guano Guano. Whoever holds me in their possession can wish for anything they desire. Now first, you must prove...
- Wendell: [Interrupts] Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it. I wish for a super-duper, ice creamerized sundae with nuts and fudge topping.
- [the tiki makes the sundae]
- Kiki Kerwa: Boys, please respect the sacred tiki.