- Jasper Dunlop: [having heard the reports] No, don't touch me!
- Henry Hart: What? No, dude, I'm not actually sick.
- Jasper Dunlop: I don't take risks.
- Jasper Dunlop: I'm thinkin' this isn't such a smart idea.
- Piper Hart: Well, if you think that then it's gotta be smart.
- Jasper Dunlop: Thanks. Wait.
- Trent Overunder: Here with us now in studio is rare disease expert Dr. Andrew Skurvay.
- Dr. Skurvy: Good afternoon, Trent.
- Trent Overunder: What call you tell us about this disease -- hyper-motility?
- Dr. Skurvy: I've never heard of it.
- Trent Overunder: Interesting.
- [since no one under sixty-five watches broadcast news anymore, Charlotte checks social media]
- Charlotte Page: Okay, trending topics: #5 - Goodbye Kid Danger.
- Henry Hart: Ah! See? I knew it! W-what's #4 say?
- Charlotte Page: Pray for Kid Danger.
- Henry Hart: And three?
- Charlotte Page: Kid Danger R.I.P.
- Henry Hart: Two?
- Charlotte Page: Remembering Kid Danger.
- Henry Hart: #1?
- Charlotte Page: Hyper-Motility Kills.
- Henry Hart: Dang it!