- Captain Man: [fed up with the budget cuts] That's it! That does it!
- Kid Danger: What does what?
- Captain Man: We're not takin' this anymore! We're gonna go downtown, we're gonna march right into the Vice Major's office...
- Kid Danger: Yeah.
- Captain Man: ...and tell him that he better give us our FULL BUDGET back, or else... or else...
- Kid Danger: We're gonna put an alligator down his pants!
- Captain Man: We're gonna put an alligator down his...! What?
- Kid Danger: I dunno, man. I'm sorry. I'm just... It's hot. It's hot in here. Just put the alligator down. Let's go.
- Captain Man: So, Vice Major, what did you wanna talk to us about?
- Vice Mayor Willard: Uh, well, uh, in a word: budget cuts.
- Henry Hart: That... that's two words.
- Vice Mayor Willard: You see, boys, the City of Swellview is low on money.
- Henry Hart: What? Why would Swellview be low on money?
- Vice Mayor Willard: Two words: our new high-speed railroad.
- Henry Hart: [whispering aside to Captain Man] He is terrible at counting words.
- Ray Manchester: [among the budget cuts] Going to the bathroom here will no longer be free.
- Jasper Dunlop: No way!
- Charlotte Page: What?
- Henry Hart: Isn't that illegal?
- Charlotte Page: You're gonna charge us to pee?
- Ray Manchester: Well, yeah! Stuff like water and toilet paper and cheese costs money.
- Henry Hart: Okay, who eats cheese in the bathroom?
- Ray Manchester: That's what *I* wanna know.
- [all eyes turn upon Jasper]
- Jasper Dunlop: Oh, I'm "weird" 'cause I like eating cheese in the bathroom?
- Kid Danger: Char... what's goin' on? What's wrong?
- Charlotte Page: [lying in pain] I ate bad meat... from the auto-snacker.
- Kid Danger: W... why did the auto-snacker have bad meat?
- Jasper Dunlop: 'Cause Ray told me to stock it with cheapest meat I could find.
- Kid Danger: So, what kind did you buy?
- Jasper Dunlop: Expired.