No surprise, there's no club in "Bit Tit Club" from Penthouse, not even a sandwich. It's just a title, immediately sent to the remainder bins upon issuance, in some presumably money-laundering scheme that accounts for the dozens upon dozens of worthless DVDs being issued in the latest rebirth of the porn label, far removed from the Guccione magazine empire that started it all.
My first hints that something was rotten here came in the sloppy packaging, imitating that of circa 2008, but forgetting to display the name and logo of the subsidiaries like Letters, Forum and Variations that used to designate the different magazine-driven product on video just a decade ago. When the credits come on we learn that "Big" is from Penthouse Forum, no indication on the DVD box whatsoever.
Similarly the "bonus" segment on this DVD and many other new ones is identified as excerpted from some Penthouse title, yet that title is nonexistent. I used to use these bonuses as the advertisements they were intended to be, following up and finding/buying the title to see all five of its segments instead of just the single teaser. So even that function has been bungled, as now when I follow up no such title is available or even out of print.
Credited to both Skye Blue, who directs most of the Penthouse product, and still photographer Hank Hoffman, the five vignettes about top-heavy femmes are dull and unlikely to lodge in anyone' memory, least likely mine (as I'm getting on in years). I took notes and the rundown includes: cover girl Bridgette B. looking cute in her exercise togs, portraying a fitness model whose personal trainer Ryan Driller succumbs to her horniness.
Young mulatto star Cassidy Banks plays a bosomy nurse and provides IR content, as does Alex Jones getting to have sex with his pushy boss Britney Amber. August Ames is rather unconvincing appearing in cheerleader tryouts, getting sexually harassed by Ryan McLane. There's no dialog, just voice-over set-ups. Similarly mute is dark and sultry Latina Luna Star, taking on Aaron Wilcoxxx in her role of a real estate agent.
Wake me up when it's over. My TV shuts off automatically, but the damned DVD player doesn't, turning into a night light after the LCD screen conks out for the night.
My first hints that something was rotten here came in the sloppy packaging, imitating that of circa 2008, but forgetting to display the name and logo of the subsidiaries like Letters, Forum and Variations that used to designate the different magazine-driven product on video just a decade ago. When the credits come on we learn that "Big" is from Penthouse Forum, no indication on the DVD box whatsoever.
Similarly the "bonus" segment on this DVD and many other new ones is identified as excerpted from some Penthouse title, yet that title is nonexistent. I used to use these bonuses as the advertisements they were intended to be, following up and finding/buying the title to see all five of its segments instead of just the single teaser. So even that function has been bungled, as now when I follow up no such title is available or even out of print.
Credited to both Skye Blue, who directs most of the Penthouse product, and still photographer Hank Hoffman, the five vignettes about top-heavy femmes are dull and unlikely to lodge in anyone' memory, least likely mine (as I'm getting on in years). I took notes and the rundown includes: cover girl Bridgette B. looking cute in her exercise togs, portraying a fitness model whose personal trainer Ryan Driller succumbs to her horniness.
Young mulatto star Cassidy Banks plays a bosomy nurse and provides IR content, as does Alex Jones getting to have sex with his pushy boss Britney Amber. August Ames is rather unconvincing appearing in cheerleader tryouts, getting sexually harassed by Ryan McLane. There's no dialog, just voice-over set-ups. Similarly mute is dark and sultry Latina Luna Star, taking on Aaron Wilcoxxx in her role of a real estate agent.
Wake me up when it's over. My TV shuts off automatically, but the damned DVD player doesn't, turning into a night light after the LCD screen conks out for the night.