- Gene Belcher: And now I present my school project on Ancient Greece. *I had some big plans. There was going to be a musical component, there was a graphic novel in the works, and... what can I say, some projects just, um, don't get off the ground. So without further ado, I present the Acropolis made out of popsicle sticks. The Acro-popsicle-is!
- Louise Belcher: Well, you do give up like all the time. You're a starter, not a finisher.
- Tina Belcher: Which the world needs. Without starters, how would we...
- Louise Belcher: Finish anything?
- Tina Belcher: Exactly.
- Tina Belcher: [about the box of candy Gene got] Look at that thing. It's going to last you 'till your twenties.
- Bob Belcher: I give it a month.
- Louise Belcher: I give it a week.
- Gene Belcher: And I will spend that week in this box. Please forward my mail to this address.