BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

Stupid Piece of Sh*t (2017)

Paul F. Tompkins: Mr. Peanutbutter

Quotes 

• BoJack Horseman : But now I can feel her getting attached, and I just know I'm gonna BoJack things up.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : "BoJack things up?" You mean, show up somewhere and be the life of the party? Then share a laugh with your good friend, Mr. Peanutbutter?

  BoJack Horseman : No, obviously I meant screw everything up until she hates me. I don't think I can take that.

  Mr. Peanutbutter : Maybe this time, don't do the thing that makes her hate you.

  BoJack Horseman : I don't want to, but every time she looks at me with those big innocent eyes, all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done, and I think, "I don't deserve that kind of love."

• Mr. Peanutbutter : I don't think you should be driving right now. Why don't I be like Eddie Money and take you home tonight?

  BoJack Horseman : No, I can't go home tonight, not without doll. Also Eddie Money doesn't do the taking home in Take Me Home Tonight. So if you're taking me home, then I would be Eddie Money.