Lucifer (TV Series)

Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards (2017)

Lauren German: Chloe Decker

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Quotes 

• Lucifer Morningstar : You give your child money every time she swears? Oh, bravo, Detective.

  Chloe Decker : No, no, no. She pays for every bad word she says.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Ah, well, then I'm even more impressed.

  Chloe Decker : Really? Thank you, Lucifer.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Impressed that you extort money from your offspring. I mean, what a ridiculous idea.

• Chloe Decker : That was Trixie's school calling. Apparently, she's been using some very creative language today.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh. Do tell.

  Chloe Decker : Well, she called her math homework a "cluster duck" and her teacher a "mother flunker".

  Lucifer Morningstar : [amused]  Did she not call anyone a "sock sucker"?

  [Chloe looks at him, pissed] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : What? It's just someone who sucks socks.

  Chloe Decker : I can't believe you're teaching my daughter loophole swear words.

  Lucifer Morningstar : In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of her, I might add.

• Chloe Decker : Can you give us the access to your security footage?

  Lalo Vasquez : That's above my pay grade. You'd have to talk to the big man upstairs.

  Lucifer Morningstar : God?

  Lalo Vasquez : Uh, no. The company's owner.

• Chloe Decker : Ella's working on cause of death.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, he obviously drowned in this vat of semen.

  Chloe Decker : It's pudding, Lucifer.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Sure, I've heard it called that, too.

• Chloe Decker : Did you bring the tapes?

  Adrian Yates : Sorry, but no.

  Chloe Decker : What? Why not?

  Charlotte : [entering the conference room]  Because I told him not to. I'm Mr. Yates' attorney and the LAPD isn't laying a finger on those tapes.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [surprised]  Mum?

• Chloe Decker : Excuse me, Grace Foley?

  Grace Foley : Wha-- why are your clothes still on?

  Lucifer Morningstar : I ask myself that all the time.

• Chloe Decker : They're shooting their ad campaign here on Stage 69.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [On his phone, not listening]  Mm-hmm.

  Chloe Decker : Should be just past the creepy flasher.

  Lucifer Morningstar : That's nice.

  Chloe Decker : Lucifer, I know you're not listening to me. Creepy flasher? Stage 69?

  Lucifer Morningstar : [Looks up]  69? What-- where?

• Lucifer Morningstar : What's your greatest desire?

  Grace Foley : My greatest desire... is to stop shooting this exploitative garbage.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Garbage? What are you talking about? What you're doing is art.

  Chloe Decker : Is it, though?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, despite the unwelcome reminder of Dad and my wings, I've never wanted pudding more in my life.