Lucifer (TV Series)

High School Poppycock (2018)

Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar

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• Lucifer Morningstar : Detective, I think I'm the killer.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Detective, will you go to the prom with me?

• Lucifer Morningstar : This afterword could explain how to overcome my own form of writer's block. We need to find it.

  Chloe Decker : The *killer*. You mean we need to find the *killer*.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Exactly. So they can hand over that book.

• Chloe Decker : I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, and... with their boobs. Like after you did Hot Tub High School, Detective.

• Chloe Decker : This is the longest you've ever gone without talking. *Ever*. Is something on your mind?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Nothing. That's the problem.

• Chloe Decker : [Chasing a suspect in an ice cream store]  Freeze!

  Lucifer Morningstar : Ha. "Freeze," good one.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [about his nightmare of Chloe's death]  It's not the sort of dream I'm used to. A lot less nudity.

• Lucifer Morningstar : You know, high school reunion's a very popular torture in Hell.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Someone was making the case all about themselves. Slightly unprofessional, but I forgive you, Detective.

• Ella Lopez : I'm actually writing my own book about a forensic scientist who talks to ghosts.

  Lucifer Morningstar : You are? Tell me, what do you do when you run out of ideas?

  Ella Lopez : Oh, I never run out of ideas. I've got way too many. My problem is how to choose.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, there's no need to rub it in.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Daniel. Your head is mostly empty.

  Dan Espinoza : [Distracted]  Huh?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Exactly.

• Emily Armantrout : [Walking in on Max talking with Chloe and Jessica]  What's going on here? Max, I thought it was gonna be just us. I'm not really down for a four-way.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [Enters]  Make that five. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm not down, either.

• Vincent Green : There's only ever one hard copy since she does all her writing on that typewriter.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, and... well, her dying on that typewriter as well, it seems.

• Todd Cornwell : She did tell me about the story itself. How it had a peaceful, grounded ending. No scandals, no insiders versus outcasts. Just... people finally understanding each other. The way she described it, it... it sounded beautiful.

  Lucifer Morningstar : And boring.

• Chloe Decker : Lucifer, you could go as Todd.

  Dan Espinoza : [Chuckles]  Yeah, no, no, seriously. Look, he looks just like you.

  [Todd is a balding, schlubby guy with glasses] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Has all that masturbation finally caught up with your eyesight, Daniel? No one'll believe that even if I tell them I've had a face *and* body transplant.

• Chloe Decker : What is with all this "yes, and" stuff?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, just some improv thing I was hoping would knock me out of my idea dry spell.

  Chloe Decker : But you're literally just saying what you would normally say, with the words "yes, and" in front of it.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, and... it's clearly not working. Stupid Daniel.

• Lucifer Morningstar : [Reading "Class of 3001"]  "Max was plagued with confusion. "If Jessica truly loved him, then why'd she kiss Tristan? "And in the back seat of her flying car, no less." This has sold millions of copies?

  [Closes book] 

  Lucifer Morningstar : Tongueless kissing and stealing liquor from their parents. I mean, where's the sex, the drugs? That robot rebellion cannot come soon enough.

• Isabel Deluca : [Lucifer is posing as Todd]  You... just look so different.

  Lucifer Morningstar : I'll take that as a compliment.

  Isabel Deluca : Wow, I... Do you have a British accent?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I've had many accents over the years, but this one is clearly the best.