Lucifer (TV Series)

Infernal Guinea Pig (2018)

Lesley-Ann Brandt: Mazikeen

Quotes 

• Mazikeen : We all learned to torture by torturing him.

  Marcus Pierce : What'd you do to him?

  Mazikeen : Well, Abel would be out partying, and then, you'd show up.

  [Does a gorilla walk] 

  Marcus Pierce : I don't walk like that.

  Mazikeen : Yeah, you do.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, you do.

• Mazikeen : Your brother's a predictable one. He always runs to food or boobs. Usually boobs.

• Marcus Pierce : [after getting shot]  Thanks for the heads-up.

  Mazikeen : You said you wanted to die. Make up your mind, cupcake.

• Mazikeen : I'm mid-bounty and I just got a lead. So, if you don't mind...

  Marcus Pierce : Lucifer told me to tell you this is exactly the opposite of what Amenadiel wants.

  Mazikeen : ...I'm in.

• Mazikeen : You want to know where Abel is... ask yourself. Where would caveman Lucifer go?

• Lucifer Morningstar : How do we find Abel? Keep an ear out for someone babbling in Sumerian?

  Mazikeen : Oh, no, no. He speaks in English. And all the romance languages. Arabic, Mandarin. I mean, he's a little dated, and his Hindi needs work.

• Mazikeen : Me and the other demons would get bored, so we'd switch up the Hell loop. Okay? It would always be you killing him, but at different times, different places. He was a fast learner.

  Lucifer Morningstar : So, what you're saying is Hell made him multilingual and completely adaptable?

  Marcus Pierce : And we put him in the body of a young woman.

  Mazikeen : Smooth move, boys.

• Chloe Decker : [to Bree. after diffusing the bomb]  I think that means you can take your thumb off now.

  Lucifer Morningstar : And don't tell us where you want to put it next.

  Mazikeen : [Cut to Maze, fighting Amenadiel]  Up your butt!