- Marcus Pierce: My brother is in Hell?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, of course. In fact, he's our oldest tenant.
- Marcus Pierce: I knew it. Do you know how many times I've tried to tell people Abel is the asshat? No one ever believes me.
- Chloe Decker: I am choosing to be here, and if you're not gonna help, you should probably just leave.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, we both know I'm not gonna do that. I'm your partner.
- Marcus Pierce: Turns out Abel killing me didn't remove the mark.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Mm-hmm. Yes, I got that from the whole "you still being alive" of it all.
- Liam Wade: The Plunge made the prophecy into a joke. Her crappy movie made a mockery out of a very, VERY serious issue.
- Dan Espinoza: I don't know, man, I kind of dug "The Plunge".
- Liam Wade: Seriously? A jock, a nerd and a princess save the planet? I mean, come on.
- Dan Espinoza: It was fun.
- Mazikeen: We all learned to torture by torturing him.
- Marcus Pierce: What'd you do to him?
- Mazikeen: Well, Abel would be out partying, and then, you'd show up.
- [Does a gorilla walk]
- Marcus Pierce: I don't walk like that.
- Mazikeen: Yeah, you do.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, you do.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Once upon a time, there were two brothers... Cain and Abel. They fought, as brothers often do, over everything.
- [Points to drawings of stick figures on a whiteboard]
- Marcus Pierce: What's that supposed to be? Are we shaking hands or holding spiders?
- Lucifer Morningstar: That's you and your brother pummeling each other over a pet rock. And here's you two scamps tugging on both ends of a snake.
- Marcus Pierce: That's not how it happened.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, artistic license, my friend.
- Linda Martin: If it tastes so bad, why drink it?
- Charlotte: Well, I read that five doses a day helps supercharge your memory.
- [Opens notebook]
- Charlotte: I've also tried... meditation, sudoku, a lot of broccoli, but no recovered memories so far. Just flatulence.
- Lucifer Morningstar: How much do you hate your brother on a scale of one to ten?
- Marcus Pierce: One thousand, infinity plus one.
- Lucifer Morningstar: He's your brother. Where do you think he'd go?
- Marcus Pierce: I don't know, we're not exactly in touch. It's been a few millennia.
- Lucifer Morningstar: He's a spry one. Or she. No sign of her anywhere. I mean, him. This is head-spinning, isn't it?
- Marcus Pierce: [after getting shot] Thanks for the heads-up.
- Mazikeen: You said you wanted to die. Make up your mind, cupcake.
- Liam Wade: Alexa had a lot of enemies. Big Agro, Big Frac. The Bolivians. The carnies.
- Chloe Decker: Carnies?
- Mazikeen: I'm mid-bounty and I just got a lead. So, if you don't mind...
- Marcus Pierce: Lucifer told me to tell you this is exactly the opposite of what Amenadiel wants.
- Mazikeen: ...I'm in.
- Lucifer Morningstar: All we need is your fingerprint.
- Bree Garland: Well, my finger goes wherever the lady tells me it goes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: How do we find Abel? Keep an ear out for someone babbling in Sumerian?
- Mazikeen: Oh, no, no. He speaks in English. And all the romance languages. Arabic, Mandarin. I mean, he's a little dated, and his Hindi needs work.
- Mazikeen: Me and the other demons would get bored, so we'd switch up the Hell loop. Okay? It would always be you killing him, but at different times, different places. He was a fast learner.
- Lucifer Morningstar: So, what you're saying is Hell made him multilingual and completely adaptable?
- Marcus Pierce: And we put him in the body of a young woman.
- Mazikeen: Smooth move, boys.
- Alexa Lee: Do you know what it's like to have someone take away an assistant you depend on?
- Chloe Decker: Yes, I do, actually.
- Alexa Lee: I mean, I-I am seriously lost here without her. I-I don't even know how to call out of the office. Do you know how?
- Charlotte: Don't take this lightly, Miss Garland. It's a big decision.
- Bree Garland: Mmm. Not as big as my flock. Do you know how many sheep I possess? Enough for *two* wives.
- Marcus Pierce: We just spent the last half hour wandering past billboards of women's lingerie.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And your problem is?
- Charlotte: I was hoping that you had some memory-jogging techniques Perhaps some mental exercises I could do, preferably, while I'm sleeping because that's four hours a day I don't need to waste just sleeping.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Where would I and therefore Abel go next?
- [Looks at attractive woman in a tight dress]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Wherever she's going.
- Chloe Decker: [to Bree. after diffusing the bomb] I think that means you can take your thumb off now.
- Lucifer Morningstar: And don't tell us where you want to put it next.
- Mazikeen: [Cut to Maze, fighting Amenadiel] Up your butt!
- Marcus Pierce: It's now time for Plan "C."
- Lucifer Morningstar: I didn't realize we had one.
- Marcus Pierce: We don't. But we'll think of something.
- Lucifer Morningstar: if we pop Abel into a body this young, you could be stuck with him for another 70 years. That's a lot of quality time.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I had the perfect title for The Plunge 2. 2 Deep 2 Plunge. With the number two, each time,
- Lucifer Morningstar, Chloe Decker: Instead of... the word.
- Chloe Decker: In the note, you said that she was gonna die.
- Liam Wade: Yeah. Because she is. She's gonna die. I'm gonna die. We're *all* gonna die if we don't act now.