Lucifer (TV Series)
Let Pinhead Sing! (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : Dad's all-powerful.
Axara : Works in government?
Lucifer Morningstar : Mmm. Rules the universe.
Axara : Freaking politicians.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I am not afraid. I've just realized I've been a tad myopic lately. Why not spread the love? I mean, everyone deserves a little Lucifer.
Chloe Decker : How generous of you.
Lucifer Morningstar : [opening a door] Thank you very much. After me.
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Ella Lopez : [On Axara's twitter] Well, I've gone through them all, and on a scale of #ILoveYouAxara to #IWantToLiveInYourSpleen, there's, like, a zillion suspects.
Lucifer Morningstar : A zillion and one if you count me.
Chloe Decker : You weren't even aware of her until this case.
[Lucifer scoffs]
Chloe Decker : Okay, name your favorite song.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, um, there's so many...
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Axara : You can make yourself useful. Unless that's just a prop.
[Gestures to his piano]
Lucifer Morningstar : Prop? Please. Mozart, Liberace, Elton.
Axara : Who?
Lucifer Morningstar : All the greats were my pupils.
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Chloe Decker : If there's even the slightest hint that she is unsafe, your duties are revoked.
Lucifer Morningstar : [scoffs] Right.
Chloe Decker : What?
Lucifer Morningstar : You said "dooties."
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'm sorry, but you'd have to tie me down with steel chains to have sex with you.
Axara : I'd be up for that.
Lucifer Morningstar : No! What... it wasn't a suggestion!
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Axara : if I hid under a rock every time there was an issue, I'd still be doing bar mitzvahs.
Lucifer Morningstar : Also, you'd be under a rock. Most unpleasant.
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Lucifer Morningstar : If you can't fix, decorate. Am I right?
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Axara : So you're gonna be my bodyguard? Are you even a real cop?
Lucifer Morningstar : Consultant, actually.
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Lucifer Morningstar : That whole "mark of Cain" thing was so dreary, so nihilistic. There are far better ways to spend my time.
Linda Martin : Oh?
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes. Well, I could brew my own artisanal beer. Take a nude painting class. Buy that pet shark I've always wanted.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Now, I've always had an interest in the personal protection business, Rob.
Bob : Bob.
Lucifer Morningstar : Bob, right. Is that short for "Robert"?
Bob : No.
Lucifer Morningstar : Fascinating. It's lovely getting to know you like this. Your hopes, your dreams.
[Claps his arm]
Lucifer Morningstar : Been working out as well.
Chloe Decker : Are you coming?
Lucifer Morningstar : No, I'm not really interested in you and what you're doing. I think I'm just gonna stay here and chat to my new friend, Rob.
Bob : *Bob*.
Lucifer Morningstar : Bob. Right. Bob. Big fan of old Bobby here.
[Looks at the sky]
Lucifer Morningstar : In fact, if someone were wondering about my list of favorite people, Bob might just be at the top.
Bob : Really?
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Lucifer Morningstar : I love sex.
Axara : What a coincidence. Me, too.
Lucifer Morningstar : But, and this may be a first... I'm really not in the mood.
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Lucifer Morningstar : I'm trying to take my focus off someone very dear to me.
[Looks at the sky]
Lucifer Morningstar : But... a friend, actually. Well, no, indeed, more a coworker.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Poor Pauline.
Chloe Decker : Pauline?
Lucifer Morningstar : My friend who works the intake desk at the precinct. I'm helping her through a bad breakup. We've grown quite close since yesterday.