Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Dead Guy in Room 4 (2018)

Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose

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• David Rose : It seems like every time the motel sells out someone dies?

  Johnny Rose : We've only sold out one night?

  David Rose : Exactly!

• Stevie Budd : [Knocks on Johnny and Moira's door]  Mr. Rose, there's a dead body in room 4

  Johnny Rose : Stevie come in!

  Johnny Rose : I don't think that's a very relevant question, Moira. I mean we can't have people finding out that there's a dead body in the room

  Alexis Rose , David Rose : Ooh!

  Alexis Rose : There's a dead body in the room?

  David Rose : I knew there was going to be a murder here so I'm just going to pack up and I assume we're moving out?

  Johnny Rose : No, we're not moving out and everybody calm down. There hasn't been a murder here

  Stevie Budd : The old man in room 4 died alone in his sleep.

  David Rose : Why do I find that scenario to be even more bone-chilling than murder?

  Moira Rose : Stevie, do we know how this man expired?

  Stevie Budd : Do I look like a coroner?

  Alexis Rose : I don't think you want that question to be answered.

• Johnny Rose : Oh good, I'm so glad you two are still here. We're going to need your room so pack up!

  Alexis Rose : Um no!

  David Rose : Absolutely not!

  Johnny Rose : The motel is sold out and we're unable to remove a body and disinfect room 4 in time for check-in.

  David Rose : Okay, every word of that sentence made me sick!

  Moira Rose : I agree with David. We must move on from all of this.

  David Rose : Did I say that?

  Moira Rose : There's no use wasting time finding out what happened?

  Johnny Rose : We're not trying to find out what happened Moira. We're trying to find a solution and I'm going to need to family's help

  Alexis Rose : Why can't they stay in your room?

  Johnny Rose : It will take a day just to rebox your mother"s wigs!

  Moira Rose : Oh my god! Can you imagine? Not one of you is trained!

  Johnny Rose : Okay, bottom line is we need your room so pack your things and we're going to set you up in our room!

  Moira Rose : Okay, I've never just packed a bag so you might just have to give me a minute.

  Alexis Rose : Yes, and I'm going to be sleeping somewhere else!

  David Rose : Same!

  Alexis Rose : Like literally anywhere else.

  David Rose : Like an old tent on the side of the highway.

  Johnny Rose : Alright enough let's just get going, please.

  Moira Rose : Yes! Yes! Plenty of work to be done. Unfortunately, my previous engagements preclude me from offering my beneficence around the motel today! JOHN I HATE TO LEAVE YOU LIKE THIS!

  Johnny Rose : Yeah, I know Moira! Busy! Busy! I want to room cleaned up in an hour!

  David Rose : Okay, I'm going to need some dry cleaning bags and a padlock.