The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Collaboration Contamination (2017)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
Photos
Quotes
-
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, no problem.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, and Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's okay.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. Tha... that's an Ewok, and it's mine.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, which is why it's okay.
Sheldon Cooper : See? He gets Ewoks in his bed.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You've got Chewbacca. That's enough.
Raj Koothrappali : I used to have the stuffed racoon from "Guardians of the Galaxy", but Cinammon licked it raw.
Howard Wolowitz : There's a time and place for your randy dog stories, and... it's never and nowhere.
-
Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, I could use an engineer on this project.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, now this works out great. Howard's an engineer. I'm sure he knows someone qualified.
Howard Wolowitz : She was talking about me, Sheldon. I'm perfectly qualified.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, Howie's the world's best engineer. It says so right on his coffee mug.
Penny Hofstadter : Aw, you got him a mug?
Raj Koothrappali : I did. But it's not a competition.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, I lost that battle years ago.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So, Howard, are you interested?
Howard Wolowitz : Are you kidding? If I could control robot arms with my brain, I'd be able to do so many things.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? Because you've been controlling human arms with your brain for years and not much has come of it.
-
Penny Hofstadter : No more stories about sex, so, Amy, that brings us to you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, at work, we've been doing some interesting work with neuroprosthetics.
Penny Hofstadter : Neat. I've been re-watching "The O.C.", so we're all leading productive lives.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We've been working on a computer interface that can use brainwave patterns to control robotic limbs, but we're having a little trouble localizing the signal from the EEG cap.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, well, have you thought about adding a phased array of sensors for better localization?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Actually, that never occurred to me.
Penny Hofstadter : It never occurred to me I would miss the Ewok conversation.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good, 'cause I just bought another one on Amazon.
-
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, I'm gonna extend the wait time and have it poll the A-to-D converter at the top of the loop instead of the bottom.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's impressive.
Howard Wolowitz : You think that's impressive, take apart that brain model.
[she picks up said model from the tabletop and finds a playing card inside]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, my god! Three of clubs. That was my card! How did you...?
Howard Wolowitz : I used to make it appear in my pants, but HR said I had stop doing that.
-
Sheldon Cooper : So how about you and me make some beautiful science together?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I want to work on this with you, just not tonight. What if we get up early and do it in the morning? I promise, I'll be way more into it.
Sheldon Cooper : You know what? There was a time that you would've been happy to stay up and collaborate all night with me. And then wake up in the morning and do it some more.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Fine, but can we make it quick?
Sheldon Cooper : No. If you're just gonna make me do all the work, then go to bed. But don't be surprised if you walk out here and catch me doing it myself.
-
Howard Wolowitz : So this is it?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes. We are using it to map brainwave patterns and then converting them into electrical impulses that can be used to control anything, from wheelchairs to robots.
Howard Wolowitz : Based on that ring on your finger, I'd say you're pretty good at controlling robots.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Careful. That's my fiance you're talking about. And I can program him to hurt you.
-
Howard Wolowitz : If we add phase detection to your EEG sensors, I'll have to re-write most of the code.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, can you do that?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, these hands were made to do three things: close-up magic, writing code, and the dirty shadow puppet show that got me kicked out of Hebrew school.
-
Amy Farrah Fowler : What's with the blinking?
Sheldon Cooper : It's Morse code. So that we can talk about...
[he gestures at Wolowitz]
Sheldon Cooper : ...without hurting...
[he gestures at Wolowitz again]
Sheldon Cooper : ...'s feelings.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.
Howard Wolowitz : I do. And if you have something to say, you can say it to my face.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. All right.
[he blinks in Morse code]
Howard Wolowitz : I'm a little rusty. Could you say that again?
-
[first lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Thanks for letting me put Halley in your room.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, no problem.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, and, Penny, she kinda threw up on your stuffed bear.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's okay.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. Tha-That's an Ewok and it's mine.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, which is why it's okay.
Sheldon Cooper : [to Amy] See, he gets Ewoks in his bed.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You've got Chewbacca, that's enough.
Raj Koothrappali : I used to have the stuffed raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy, but Cinnamon licked it raw.
Howard Wolowitz : There's a time and place for your randy dog stories, and... it's "never and nowhere".