- Dr. Greg Pemberton: It's strange. A few months ago, nobody ever paid attention to us, and now we're getting all these accolades.
- Dr. Kevin Campbell: Have any of you ever felt like you didn't deserve it?
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, there's something I need to say.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Shut up.
- Sheldon Cooper: Okay,
- Dr. Greg Pemberton: It's crazy. We've conclusively proven super-asymmetry, and yet somehow, we still feel like imposters.
- Dr. Kevin Campbell: There should be a term for that.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, for crying out loud, there is a term for that! It's called Imposter Syndrome! And you don't have it, because you can't have it if you are imposters, and you are! We're the ones who discovered super-asymmetry, so if anyone should feel like they have Imposter Syndrome, it's us, because we're not imposters! They are! You're imposters and you're frauds!
- Sheldon Cooper: Is that what I would've sounded like?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah.
- Sheldon Cooper: Yikes!
- [First lines]
- Raj Koothrappali: This is nice. All my friends, hanging out, watching Ellen.It's like, what am I gonna do witih my other two wishes?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It's not nice. She's having on the scientists who are trying to steal our Nobel Prize.
- Sheldon Cooper: Although I will enjoy watching her expose Pemberton and Campbell as the coattail riding frauds that they are.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That is Ellen's brand, gotcha journalism.
- Penny Hofstadter: You should have seen her take down John Krasinsky last week. Got him to admit he loved his wife. It was brutal.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's from Saul Perlmutter. He sent me a picture.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, let me see.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, he arranged the cookies to spell out "Thank you".
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, that word isn't "thank".
- Dr. George F. Smoot: [Receiving a box of cookies] Sheldon Cooper? Hmm.
- [Tosses box in trash]
- Kip Thorne: [Receives box from assistant] Sheldon Cooper? Pass.
- Dr. Frances H. Arnold: [Opening box] Sheldon Cooper? Aw. Ugh, oatmeal raisin! Ugh!
- [Tosses box in trash]
- Howard Wolowitz: It's a children's book. I mean, cats don't wear hats. And if someone gives you green eggs, it ends with you on the toilet trying to make a deal with God.
- Leonard Hofstadter: We wanted to talk to you about Dr. Cooper. Now before you say no...
- Kip Thorne: No.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well then after you say no...
- Kip Thorne: No.
- Sheldon Cooper: [knock, knock, knock] Dr. Pemberton!
- [knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Dr. Campbell!
- [knock, knock, knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Drs. Pemberton and Campbell!
- Penny Hofstadter: What does a physics rumble look like?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Kind of like angry chickens.
- Penny Hofstadter: [to Amy and Sheldon] Yeah, now get out of here, go talk to some smart people.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [to Penny] Wait a minute?
- Penny Hofstadter: Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I forget you're smart because you're so sexy.
- President Siebert: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Fowler. I was just telling Professor Arnold how you came up with super-asymmetry at your wedding.
- Dr. Frances H. Arnold: It's a wonderful story.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Ha, it really is.
- Sheldon Cooper: I wouldn't say it was the highlight of the wedding, because I've been told not to for reasons I don't fully understand.
- President Siebert: Uh, but what he does understand is how the universe works, and that's what's important.
- [laughs]
- President Siebert: Not what comes out of his mouth.
- Sheldon Cooper: My problem is that I don't always know when I've gone too far.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, if you like, I could try to help you out. You know, maybe let you know if you're crossing a line.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, you mean like with a code word?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sure. How's "Shut up"?
- Sheldon Cooper: That's perfect. People say it to me all the time. No one will suspect.