Mom (TV Series)

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women (2017)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Jill Kendall : [having a breakdown at her heaviest weight]  If you loved me, you would've said something before I got like this!

  Bonnie : We thought you knew.

  Christy : And we thought you were okay with it, you were always bragging about all these guys you were with...

  Jill Kendall : [sobbing]  I lied! The only men that come near me are Little Caesar and Papa Johns!

• Jill Kendall : [on Skype]  I'm in a limousine right outside Tuscon, Arizona.

  Bonnie : Ooh, I love Arizona, they sell fireworks in grocery stores.

  [later as they're waving goodbye] 

  Bonnie : Bring me back some Roman candles!

• Christy : What's wrong, Jill?

  Jill Kendall : [sobbing]  I've been shopping here for 20 years, and nothing fits me anymore.

  Christy : Maybe you just need to try a larger size.

  Jill Kendall : There IS no larger size! Even the socks are a little snug!

• Jill Kendall : I need to do something new because what I've been doing ain't working. I've just been doing the same thing over and over with the drinking, and the drugging, and all the men...

  Bonnie : And the soft serve machine.

  [Christy glares at her] 

  Bonnie : What? I'm pretty sure it played *some* part in this.