Deadpool: The Musical (2017)

Michael S. Parker: Deadpool

Quotes 

• Deadpool : Two in the 'Pool, one in the stool?

• Wolverine : Go fuck yourself.

  Deadpool : Ooh, let's go do that. Got time for a fastball special?

• Deadpool : My kill count is really intimidating

• Bartender : Do you ever shut up?

  Deadpool : I know. I'm a Chatty Cathy. But what are you gonna do? Sew my mouth shut... d-d-d-d-d-don't answer that!

• Deadpool : When I was a boy I humped this unicorn every morning to help me get off, but lately I'm thinking I might hump the Hulk, tell me what is that like Romanov?

• Deadpool : I'm especially good at decapitating.

  Beheaded : Heads roll for Deadpool.