With Theresa May in a coma, Charles declares himself absolute monarch as the new Magna Carta states and when Kate and Wills protest, Camilla blackmails them by revealing that Kate's marriage to gypsy Ricky was never annulled. However, Charles needs the endorsement of US President Donald Trump, who makes an indecent proposal to Camilla in return. Meanwhile, Pippa's hen party on the eve of her wedding to the newly-wealthy Johnny is enlivened by Harry's arrival; the wedding goes ahead, but she comes to an arrangement with Harry, Meanwhile, Kate comes up with a plan to thwart her power-crazed in-laws.
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