The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Charlie Day: Luigi
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Quotes
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Bowser : What is your name?
Luigi : Luigi.
Bowser : Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.
Luigi : [nervous] Wow, uh... yay.
Bowser : But, there's one problem, Luigi: There's a human traveling with my fiancée, has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?
Luigi : No. No!
Bowser : Well, a tough one, I see. Maybe, this will get you to talk.
[begins to grab one of his mustache and Luigi whimpers]
Luigi : You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because, I don't!
[Bowser plucks one of Luigi's mustache off and he screams]
Bowser : [grabs him and his mustache both, yells] Do you know him?
Luigi : Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Sometimes, I know him! Yes, I know him! He's my brother Mario, and he's the best guy in the world!
Bowser : Do princesses find him attractive?
Luigi : They do if they have good taste!
[Bowser pulls Luigi's mustache off, and he was screaming]
Bowser : Get him out of my sight!
[throws Luigi on the ground]
Bowser : We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me kill his brother!
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Donkey Kong : [after Bowser is shrunk] Ha! He got the blue mushroom!
Mario : [to Peach] Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle.
Princess Peach : [giggles] Not bad, mustache.
[turns to Luigi]
Princess Peach : And Luigi? You're so brave.
Luigi : Oh, uh, thanks. It's kinda my thing.
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Luigi : Haha! Yes! You just got Luigi'd!
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Spike : Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the Stupid Mario Brothers!
Luigi : [annoyed as he and Mario walk up to Spike] Oh great, Spike's here.
Mario : [sarcastically] Hey, Spike.
Spike : [cackles] Yeah, it's-a me! Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?
Luigi : As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.
Mario : [to Luigi] Wow, really?
Luigi : Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!
[drops his phone to the ground, breaking it. Mario is embarrassed]
Spike : Good luck running a business with this, idiot!
[throws a napkin at Luigi, but Mario swiftly catches it]
Mario : [angrily] Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it!
[throws the napkin back at Spike]
Spike : [gets up and grabs Mario by his overalls] Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario: you're a joke! And you always will be!
[puts Mario down, chuckles and leaves]
Luigi : Are you insane? He's three times your size!
Mario : Luigi, come on! You know, you can't be scared all the time.
Luigi : Mmm, you'd be surprised.
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[Mario and Luigi arrive at a luxury apartment]
Luigi : Oh, wow! We have hit the big time!
[the brothers fist bump]