- [David Lee Roth's "California Girls" video ends on Dave TV]
- David Lee Roth: [as Dave TV host] Hey, another spectacularly captivating world premiere video! You can't take your eyes off of it. And you can only see it here, live on Dave TV!
- [after song ends, video is revealed to have been showing on Dave TV]
- David Lee Roth: Whoa! How 'bout that for rock video, music fans? Live, all Dave, all night! We know what you need. Only right here --
- [slaps desk]
- David Lee Roth: -- on Dave TV!