- Chase Stein: Like your parents are better than ours? You father was actually in prison for murder.
- Alex Wilder: A long time ago, and the charges were dropped.
- Chase Stein: The murder library's in *your* basement.
- Gert Yorkes: Can we please stop calling it that?
- Chase Stein: Okay, Wilder, what'd you find in your basement murder library?
- Gert Yorkes: Okay, the word choice there implies that a murder definitely happened.
- Alex Wilder: I couldn't get in. Dad wouldn't leave me alone.
- Chase Stein: Oh, what, like he knew you were suspicious?
- Alex Wilder: No, like he loves me and actually wants to spend time with me.