- Shara: Talk dirty to me, Larry. Blaspheme to me like you blasphemed to the Nation of Islam!
- Larry David: Donald Trump! Steve Bannon! Jared Kushner. Mike Pence! Kellyanne Conway! Mitch McConnell! Rudy Giuliani!
- Marty Funkhouser: [Marty's 17 year old nephew has a broken arm] He can't masturbate! He can't make it come out!
- Larry David: He can't go left?
- Marty Funkhouser: No, he can't go to his left. Can you go to your left?
- Larry David: Nah, nobody can.
- Marty Funkhouser: No one can.
- Larry David: It's funny, though, there's other things I can do lefty. I can eat lefty, I can brush my teeth lefty...
- Marty Funkhouser: There's a big difference. You need rotation! You need tempo! You need feel! I don't know what's going to happen because he can't concentrate anymore.