- Betty Cooper: What do we do now that Cheryl has gone full Poison Ivy?
- Jughead Jones: Blackmail, extortion. If they weren't literally an orphan and a widow, I would do it.
- Cheryl Blossom: [to her burn victim mother] I have a surprise for you. A video of Jason and Daddy. All cued up.
- Cheryl Blossom: [as Betty and Veronica arrive at cheerleader practice] Humpty and Dumpty! Just in time to meet our newest recruit.
- Josie McCoy: In addition to my duties as a Pussycat. And I just wanna say: girls, I'm so excited to work on my moves and to be a team player, as long as I'm in the front.
- Veronica Lodge: Wait, Cheryl, does that mean you're taking the Vixens back from me?
- Cheryl Blossom: [smirks] But, really, Veronica, were they ever yours?
- Betty Cooper: Cheryl, we were wondering if maybe the Vixens would help at an event to save Pop's?
- Cheryl Blossom: Oh, Betty, I did not emerge from the frozen depths of Sweetwater River nor the flames of Thornhill to allow my Vixens to sling milkshakes at some death-cursed diner. The answer is a double-cherry-on-top no.
- [cold fake pursed-lips smile]
- Betty Cooper: Okay.
- Veronica Lodge: Great talk.
- Cheryl Blossom: ['downsizing' at new home, opens door for Jughead and Betty] Hobo. Bride of hobo. Welcome to Thistlehouse. Mother's in the conservatory. Follow me.