- Toni Topaz: [at Pop Tate's diner] Thanks for letting me sleep over. Now on to the next crash pad until my uncle stops locking me out.
- Jughead Jones: My trailer's your trailer. Last night was...
- Toni Topaz: A PG-13 grope session?
- Jughead Jones: Oof...! You know how to knock a guy down a peg.
- Toni Topaz: Look. Cards on the table. You're not over Betty. And... I'm not interested in being anybody's rebound. Besides... I'm more into girls anyways.
- Jughead Jones: [considers momentarily] Roger that.
- Veronica Lodge: Cheryl, I'm... so sorry.
- Cheryl Blossom: Don't be silly. I'm used to it. And besides, you heard what Mommy said. Nothing really happened to me.
- Veronica Lodge: Nick roofied you. He...
- Cheryl Blossom: I'm fine! Veronica, everything's fine.
- Veronica Lodge: If everything is fine, then why did we just call Sheriff Keller and make a statement?
- Cheryl Blossom: Momentary lapse of sanity. I mean, can you even imagine? Me facing off against Nick St. Clair in a courtroom battle royale? I'd be a laughingstock.
- [walks away]
- Veronica Lodge: Cheryl, wait. It's not... just you. He's done it to other girls. I mean, hell, he even tried to do it to me. The night before the open house.
- Cheryl Blossom: Did you tell your parents?
- [Veronica hesitates]
- Cheryl Blossom: And yet you were happy to fill them in on my after-dark drama, weren't you? Well, I won't be a puppet for your thirst for vengeance! You want justice? You go after Nick in court, Veronica!
- [goes off]
- Betty Cooper: I needed to clear my head, and I did. And... I realized this is just a sick game to him. Psychological torture. So... I'm done... with the Black Hood, his letters, with his Simon Says.
- Archie Andrews: So what happens when he calls you again?
- Betty Cooper: I won't answer. I can't... keep playing, I can't.
- Archie Andrews: Didn't he threaten Polly?
- Betty Cooper: He did, and I talked to her. The people at the farm are gonna help her disappear until it's safe.
- Archie Andrews: Whenever that is. What about Jughead and Veronica? We have to tell them the truth.
- Betty Cooper: And we will.
- Alice Cooper: When I heard what happened at Nick's party, I decided that we should come together to deal with this motley crew of liars, dope fiends, and fornicators. Except for my Betty, who was smart enough to leave the party before it descended into a bacchanalian free-for-all.
- Betty Cooper: [whines softly] Oh, my God, Mom, please don't.
- Veronica Lodge: Great. Here we go. Saint Betty and Succubus Veronica.