- Rose Blossom: [to Penelope, re her twin children] You should have drowned them at birth. Like a basket of kittens.
- Veronica Lodge: [lying on her bed, busy on cellphone, blue robe, bare legs bent back at the knees, bare feet hovering] Yes, hello, I'm calling to settle an account for one of your patients, Fred Andrews... . Of course, I'm his business partner... Uh-huh. I'd like to pay the bill in full, and keep it anonymous, an angel donation. Yes, I'm aware of the amount... My name? Hermione Apollonia Lodge, and it's a black American Excess card... number 29572300...
- Archie Andrews: Your instincts about Svenson was right, Ronnie. The Black Hood, we could have ended it, right there at school, where we confronted him. I didn't see it, I didn't, I didn't see it in his eyes.
- Veronica Lodge: Forget his eyes. I can't believe he cut off his own finger.
- Betty Cooper: The finger of accusation.
- Jughead Jones: We may know who done it. But why did he do it?
- Betty Cooper: Mr. Svenson accused an innocent man of murdering his family and got the man killed. Maybe in some backwards way, he thought that targeting sinners would balance the scales somehow, I don't know.
- Veronica Lodge: It makes sense. I mean, Svenson was always around, lurking in the hallways.
- Archie Andrews: He could have seen me and Miss Grundy in the music room.
- Betty Cooper: Yeah, he could have seen Moose and Midge buying Jingle-Jangle.
- Jughead Jones: I don't know, guys, this is starting to feel like that weird last scene in Psycho. The truth is...
- [as Silent Night plays in background]
- Jughead Jones: I... have nothing, actually. Except that he's in a body bag and we aren't. I think that's enough for tonight.
- [song plays]
- Betty Cooper: [received present] Well, I think I know who picked my name based on these wrapping skills.
- [chuckles]
- Betty Cooper: Archie...
- Archie Andrews: [as Betty enthuses over the old record] My Dad and I were cleaning out the garage, and I found it.
- Betty Cooper: [chuckles] The Swiss Family Robinson. Yeah, it's this old read-along record we used to listen to when we were, like, five. Oh, my God. I love it, Arch. Thank you.
- Cheryl Blossom: [Archie and Betty came to see Nana Rose, and they're asking uncomfortable questions] What is this, a Christmas inquest?
- Archie Andrews: Cheryl, a man's life is at stake!