- Cheryl Blossom: [finds Betty after she threw up over toilet] Oh. Betty, are you okay? Do you need some help?
- Betty Cooper: [holds up hand] I'm fine, Cheryl.
- Cheryl Blossom: Let me grab you a towel.
- Betty Cooper: I said, I'm fine.
- Cheryl Blossom: [matter-of-fact way] You have puke on your collar.
- [walks away]
- Jughead Jones: [as they walk along to school] Hey, can I talk to you about last night?
- Betty Cooper: [lost in her own concerns] Why, what about it?
- Jughead Jones: I thought we had this really nice night, and then you hung up on me, so I got nervous. Maybe you thought we were moving too fast... or maybe it wasn't enjoyable?
- Betty Cooper: Oh, my God...! No. No, not at all. Last night was amazing. It was just a lot of drama when I got home.
- Jughead Jones: Let me guess. Chic-centric?
- Betty Cooper: It'll be fine. Just typical Cooper house lunacy.
- Betty Cooper: [at lockers] Hi...
- Cheryl Blossom: Betty. I... wasn't going to tell you about something, but! all night long I kept tossing and turning in my sleigh canopy bed thinking, I'd wanna know. But I
- [cellphone dings]
- Cheryl Blossom: take no pleasure in sharing this with you...
- Betty Cooper: Uh, actually, Cheryl... I gotta go. Chic texted me. He's at home with my Dad...
- Cheryl Blossom: This is about your father.
- [last lines]
- Archie Andrews: Wait. This whole thing, it was all a test?
- Hermione Lodge: Yes. And you passed. Welcome to the family, Archie.