[the Critic is about to begin his review, but Analysts 1 and 2 rudely cut in, demanding a reshoot]
Nostalgia Critic: What are you guys doing here?
Analyst 1: The chart says we need to redo the review!
Nostalgia Critic: On whose authority?
Analyst 2: D.C.
Analyst 1: The Department of Cameos.
Analyst 2: Remember when you made the trailer for this review? The one with the pop song?
Nostalgia Critic: You mean the one I was told to do like another comic book trailer that may or may not have a talking raccoon in it?
Analyst 1: [to camera] We can't confirm nor deny that.
Analyst 2: Well, it was a big hit, and we need to add more comic.
Nostalgia Critic: You're changing halfway just because a competitor is doing better?
Analyst 1: Well, D.C. is usually a few months behind. Years. Decades.
Analyst 2: It's okay, we're doing it for the fans.
Nostalgia Critic: Doing what?
Analyst 2: Cutting out what they liked the most.
Analyst 1: Let's go GOP on this sucker!