- Grandpa Joe: Excuse me, Mr. Wonka?
- Willy Wonka: I'm incredibly busy, sir.
- Grandpa Joe: But, what about Charlie's lifetime supply of chocolate? When does he get it?
- Willy Wonka: He doesn't.
- Grandpa Joe: What? Why not?
- Willy Wonka: Because, he broke the factory rules.
- Grandpa Joe: What factory rules?
- [to Charlie]
- Grandpa Joe: We didn't see any rules.
- [He stands up to Joe, angrily]
- Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37 of the contract signed by him, all offers shall become null and void, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... you stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks! And to make matters worse...
- [opens the half door, sees Tom, Jerry and Tuffy]
- Willy Wonka: You allowed a cat into my factory! A cat, and his two filthy mice friends! Now, the entire factory will have to be sterilized! So, you get NOTHING! You lose! Good day, sir!
- [returns to his work]
- Grandpa Joe: You're a cheat! How can you build a little boy's hopes and then... disappoint him like this?
- Willy Wonka: [to Joe, angry] I said GOOD DAY!
- [returns to his work]
- Willy Wonka: So, Charlie, how do you like my factory?
- Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
- Willy Wonka: I'm very happy to hear you say that. Because, I'm giving it to you.
- [Charlie gasps]
- Grandpa Joe: You're giving the factory to Charlie?
- Willy Wonka: Absolutely. You can move in immediately. You and your entire family, you can bring them all. Even Tom and Jerry.
- [Tom and Jerry flips and high fives]
- Charlie Bucket: Wow! I still can't believe this is happening.
- Willy Wonka: You know what happened to the boy, who suddenly got everything he ever wanted.
- Charlie Bucket: What?
- Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
- [Charlie laughs and gives Wonka a hug]
- [Willy Wonka sees a lickable wallpaper with a cat hair, shocked and gasped]
- Willy Wonka: My wall! My beautiful, beautiful licking wall!
- [uses his magnifying glass, takes his cat hair]
- Willy Wonka: Is this... cat fur? Now, the factory will have to be triple sanitized! Whoever is responsible will be permanently banished from the premises forever, permanently!
- [Charlie and Grandpa Joe pause, He comes to Willy Wonka]
- Grandpa Joe: Aw, that's not cat fur, Mr. Wonka. Some of my mustache came off when I was licking this wall.
- [He sees his mustache with his magnifying glass, to him]
- Willy Wonka: Are you sure?
- Grandpa Joe: Absolutely.
- [takes the cat and puts it on, sneezes and then smiles at him]
- Willy Wonka: My mistake. Please, forgive me.
- Mr. Slugworth: Congratulations, little boy. You've found the last golden ticket. May I introduce myself? Arthur Slugworth. President of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated.
- Willy Wonka: Augustus, no! Please, dear boy! Don't do that, My chocolate river must never be touched by human hands!
- [stops Augustus, He falls into chocolate river]
- Augustus Gloop: Help! Help!
- Willy Wonka: My chocolate! My poor sweet beautiful chocolate!
- Augustus Gloop: Help! Help me!
- Charlie Bucket: [uses the lollipop] Now, pull!
- Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there, do something!
- Willy Wonka: Charlie? My boy, you did it! You won the contest! I knew you would!
- [laughs]
- Willy Wonka: Oh, Charlie. Please, forgive me for putting you and your friends through this. Forgive me. Please, forgive me. Charlie, let me introduce Mr. Wilkinson.
- Mr. Wilkinson: [formerly Slugworth] Pleasure to meet you, Charlie.
- Charlie Bucket: Slugworth!
- Willy Wonka: No! This isn't Slugworth! He's one of my workers. He was only pretending.
- Tuffy: But, you said you had a master plan against Mr. Wonka!
- Mr. Wilkinson: [laughs] No, my boy. My master plan was to help Wonka find an heir. I was concerned that you, and Tom and Jerry would interfere with that plan. So, I had to try and stop you.
- Spike: Who knew?
- Willy Wonka: Oh, Charlie. I had to test you and you passed with flying colors! This is all so exciting! But, we have to get going. So much time and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.
- [Grandpa Joe and Charlie follows Willy Wonka to the Great Glass Wonkavator]
- Willy Wonka: We'll take the Wonkavator. If you please, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.
- [sees Tuffy, follows him]
- Willy Wonka: Oh, Tuffy! It looks like you've grown a lot. Come on in, Oompa-Loompa.
- Tuffy: [gasps, excited] Oompa Loompa doopity doo!
- [goes into the Wonkavator with Charlie and Grandpa Joe]
- Charlie Bucket: Cabbage soup? Is that your supper, Grandpa?
- Grandpa Joe: Well, it's everyone's supper, Charlie.
- Charlie Bucket: I'm tired of cabbage water. Tonight, we're gonna have a real banquet.
- [pulls out loaf of bread out of his bag]
- Charlie Bucket: Look.
- Veruca Salt: Where's my golden ticket, Daddy? Why haven't they found it yet?
- Mr. Salt: Veruca, angel, they've been working for 10 straight days!
- Veruca Salt: Then make 'em work nights! I want my golden ticket!
- Mr. Salt: Sweetheart, there are only 4 tickets left in the world. And the whole world's searching for them.
- Veruca Salt: I want you to take me home and buy me my own chocolate factory, Daddy!
- Mr. Salt: No!
- [grabs Veruca by the ear]
- Mr. Salt: You're lucky neither of us were burn to a crisp! You're going to learn some discipline when we get home, Ms. Salt!
- Charlie Bucket: Look, everyone! The 5th golden ticket is mine!
- Grandpa Joe: You're kidding, Charlie. They're all gone.
- Charlie Bucket: Read it, Grandpa.
- Grandpa Joe: Greetings to you the lucky winner of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. Bring this ticket to my factory at 10:00 in the morning on October the 1st and do not be late. One member of your own family may accompany you. A day of unimaginable surprises awaits you both. Charlie, it's real! You did it!
- Grandpa Joe: You see, Charlie, no one's seen Mr. Wonka since he locked himself in his own factory years and years ago. But he still keeps putting out the most delicious, the most incredible candy anyone can imagine.
- Charlie Bucket: But, Grandpa, why did Mr. Wonka lock himself up in his own factory?
- Grandpa Joe: Because of Slugworth. Slugworth wanted to steal all his recipes; every last one. Oh, that Slugworth. He was the worst. And it was on that fateful day that Wonka closed the gates of the factory. And since then, no one ever comes out. And no one ever comes in.
- Tuffy: Who dares trespass into my candy factory? Don't you know it's dangerous out down here? Good thing I was able to shut everything down. I'm Tuffy. I'm an Oompa Loompa intern.
- [Tom & Jerry look confused]
- Tuffy: You mean you never heard of Oompa Loompas? Why, they only run Wonka's entire candy operation. Mr. Wonka brought them here years ago from a strange and dangerous land. They do the work and he gives them a nice place to live. I wanted to be an Oompa Loompa more than anything. But I didn't meet the height requirement. But if I keep trying as hard as I can, I know I'll be accepted as an Oompa Loompa someday.
- Grandpa Joe: [after hearing the news about the final golden ticket on TV] Turn it off. Poor Charlie. Little boy's gotta have some hope in this world. What hope's he got left now?
- Mrs. Bucket: We shouldn't tell Charlie tonight.
- Grandpa Joe: Yeah. Let the boy sleep. Let him dream.
- Mrs. Bucket: Charlie's late tonight.
- Grandpa Joe: He works too hard for a boy his age. He needs more time to play.
- Mrs. Bucket: With none of you out of bed in 20 years, it takes a lot to keep us all going.
- Grandpa Joe: One day, I'm gonna get out of this bed and help him.
- Mrs. Bucket: Oh, Dad, you've been saying that for years.
- Mrs. Bucket: [seeing the loaf of bread] Charlie, where did you get this?
- Charlie Bucket: I bought it with my salary. I had two of them, but I gave one to some new friends.
- Mrs. Bucket: That was very generous of you, Charlie.
- Grandpa Joe: Well, I just hope these new friends of yours appreciate it.