- [Lars is checking his pulse when Steven emerges out of his hair, making them both topple over. Lars sits up, groaning]
- Steven Universe: Sorry, Lars.
- Lars Barriga: So, what happened? What's in my head?
- Steven Universe: Home!
- Lars Barriga: Wha?
- Steven Universe: Everyone! I made an amazing discovery! I just travelled back to Planet Earth by going through Lars' head!
- Lars Barriga: You went back to Earth? What the heck? Is my head like a wormhole?
- Steven Universe: No, it's way simpler than that! You see, I have a pink pet lion who belonged to my mom when she was still here and, it turns out I can go into his mane and it transports me to a magical dimension where my mom kept a bunch of artefacts on a hill with a tree and for some reason I can't breathe in there. But anyway, when I went into Lars' head I got transported to the same magical dimension, but it was a new part of it, but since the two are connected, I can reach the portal that leads out of Lion's mane which is back on Earth!
- Lars Barriga: [Stunned] Uhhhh...
- Lars Barriga: ...So, wait. I'm a zombie, now?
- Steven Universe: No. W-well... No! Y-you can talk, and zombies can't do that. I must have healed you! I've healed people before, just never this much.
- Lars Barriga: Just admit it, Steven! I'm a zombie!
- Steven Universe: O-oh! I know! A zombie wouldn't have a heartbeat!
- [He places his head close to Lars' chest. He looks concerned and starts sweating with surprise and fear. The heartbeat is there, but the beats are very slow and far in between]
- Steven Universe: That's, uh, pretty slow. But, I think we can rule out 'pink zombie'.