Only Fools and Horses: Licensed to Drill (1984 Video)

David Jason: Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter

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• Grandad : I were in the RAF. I flew in Wellington.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Why didn't you just wear flying boots like everyone else?

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : See, if you stick a geranium in Grandad's top pocket, ten million years from now it could be lubricating a Morris Marina.

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : See, without them blokes up their in the North Sea, this country would grind to a halt. You know, no products would get made, nothing would get delivered. People wouldn't be able to get to work.

  Rodney Trotter : There's three and a half million people who've got no work to go to anyway.

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : [gleefully, to Rodney]  Have I got a surprise for you.

  Grandad : [to Rodney]  Last time he said that, you finished up in protective custody.

• Oil man : I hope you don't mind me asking, but... how long has he been like that?

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Ever since he was bitten by the tsetse fly. Don't worry, he's beyond our help now.