Psych: The Movie (2017 TV Movie)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
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Quotes
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Karen Vick : A dongle is a security device.
Shawn Spencer : Sure, for some people.
Karen Vick : You stick it into your computer...
Shawn Spencer : Not my computer. Not since high school. Jules, back me up on this?
Juliet O'Hara : Shawn, stop talking.
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El Proveedor : [Pulls off Shawn's fake beard, revealing another one] Who the hell wears a beard over a beard?
Shawn Spencer : Who wears a beard beard? Overachievers, that's who, Jack.
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Burton Guster : I may make a jump for it. How many sharks do you think are in the bay?
Shawn Spencer : At least one.
Burton Guster : Damn it.
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Ewan O'Hara : How do you guys feel about Oslo?
Shawn Spencer : He definitely shot Kennedy.
Ewan O'Hara : The city.
Shawn Spencer : They named a city after that son of a bitch?
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Burton Guster : Dude, I gotta say, this restoration is coming along great. If I'm looking on the bright side, it's nice we get a sneak preview.
Shawn Spencer : You're talking about the bright side of dying in Alcatraz.
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Burton Guster : He's here to offer our services. I'm about to go check out some black holes.
Shawn Spencer : That was a bad choice of words.
Burton Guster : Out of context, I regretted it.
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Burton Guster : My name is Burton Guster and this is my partner, White Privilege.
Shawn Spencer : Eh! That's my bit.
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Burton Guster : I'll leave first because my heart is the purest.
Shawn Spencer : It's definitely the blackest.
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Burton Guster : The dog is blocking my mirror, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : Blocking... why are you using a mirror? It's pitch black out here.
Burton Guster : Your mama's pitch black.
Shawn Spencer : We both wish that were true.
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Shawn Spencer : Gus, don't be the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
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Burton Guster : Dude, Sam put his name on his dongle.
Shawn Spencer : First time that hasn't been funny to me.
[snickers]
Shawn Spencer : Eh... you're right. It's not *not* funny.