Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Fugitive, Part 2 (2017)

Craig Robinson: Doug Judy

Quotes 

• Doug Judy : Criminals? That's how you see us? Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell some weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games, because you smoked all that weed you were supposed to sell?

  Captain Ray Holt : Yes, all of those are crimes.

  Doug Judy : Damn, even the bread one?

  Captain Ray Holt : Especially the bread one.

• Jake Peralta : I'm looking for your foster brother, George.

  Doug Judy : Hate the guy. Stole from my mom, burned our house down. Worst of all, he ran off with my LP of Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." It's my favorite album. Haven't heard it in 20 years.

  Jake Peralta : I mean, can't you just stream it?

  Doug Judy : Can't do that to Phil. "Sussudio" demands vinyl.

  Jake Peralta : Right. Vinyl and whatnot.