- Terry Jeffords: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids. I'm not risking it.
- Captain Ray Holt: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative child-centric ideals?
- Terry Jeffords: Are you really playing the gay card right now?
- Captain Ray Holt: Yas queen.
- Jake Peralta: What hurts the most is knowing that prisoners are treated this way every day in our penal system. Also, he kicked me in the wiener a bunch.
- Rosa Diaz: Oh, were you able to send that email to Adrian?
- Captain Ray Holt: Oh, yes, he wrote back right away. It wasn't as graphic as I feared. He wrote the number eight equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, capital D - oh. I see what this is.
- Caleb: Okay, look, I've been in prison for 15 years. I'm not good with new technology. You want somebody to lure a kid to a park using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.
- Terry Jeffords: Oh, also, she's worried about her motorcycle sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out once a day.
- [Tosses Captain Holt the keys]
- Terry Jeffords: Here.
- Captain Ray Holt: I think you should do this. You're more the biker type. I've seen you use a toothpick in public.
- Terry Jeffords: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids. I'm not risking it.
- Captain Ray Holt: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
- Terry Jeffords: Are you really playing the gay card right now?
- Captain Ray Holt: [Blank tone, expressionless] Yas, queen.
- [Snaps fingers]
- Terry Jeffords: Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa, which is why we have to keep working the case. There has to be some way to exonerate them.
- Amy Santiago: I've been looking, but I can't find anything - and I don't know what to do.
- Jake Peralta: "I can't find anything and I don't know what to do": title of your sex tape.