F Is for Family (TV Series)

A Girl Named Sue (2017)

Bill Burr: Frank Murphy

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• Bob Pogo : I'm glad you're here Frank to tell you the truth, this place is a fucking nightmare since you've been gone. Dunbarton gave your job to his shit for brains nephew, Scoop.

  Frank Murphy : Scoop Dunbarton? I remember him, wasn't he in the minor leagues?

  Bob Pogo : Yeah, and a major league prick! Just a miserable human being! He launched a one-man crusade to re-segregate baseball. An injury ends his career so Dunbarton sticks me with him.

  [Pogo groans] 

  Bob Pogo : God this tastes like shit. If I could pull a trigger I'd kill myself.

  Frank Murphy : Well Bob, I know it wasn't easy bringing me back, but it would be my honor to help make Mohican great again.

  Bob Pogo : Very good. About that, here's the job I had in mind for you. Three days.

  Frank Murphy : Excuse me?

  Bob Pogo : I'm stuck with Scoop, so I need you you to come back for three days and train him.

  Frank Murphy : Train him? I thought you were giving me my old job back.

  Bob Pogo : Oh, no! Dunbarton wouldn't hire you back in 100 years you're toast around herw.

  [eats cottage cheese] 

  Bob Pogo : God, I miss toast.

  Frank Murphy : Are you out of your mind? You called me here to train my replacement?

  Bob Pogo : Yes, but -...

  Frank Murphy : How could you be so heartless? It's not enough you screwed me over once? Now you want to put my family through it again?

• [Meanwhile, back at the airport, Red and Carl tried to entertain a depressed Frank with a scene from their pornography] 

  Carl : "Cut to a close-up of Professor Bonewell. He says to the chick 'Guess what? Blowing all of just now? That was your final exam.'"

  Red : "You just graduated Fuck School." Fade out. What do you think, Frank? Would you whack off to that? Be honest.

  Rosie : Don't bother Frank with that dumbass porno. He's been fucked enough for one day.

  [Rosie pours some liquor into Frank's cup] 

  Frank Murphy : [to Rosie]  Thanks.

  Carl : Frank, it sucks what they did to you, but you're lucky you're out of here. This new boss Scoop is a walking clusterfuck!

  Red : Yeah, dude ain't just a half-brained asshole, he's dangerous.

  Frank Murphy : Guys, you don't have to badmouth the new boss to make me feel better. I'm sure he's -...

  [Scoop slams the door open] 

  Scoop Dunbarton : Hey!

  [Close-Up of Scoop's permanent brain damage] 

  Scoop Dunbarton : What are you fuckers doing sitting around? Get back to work!

  [Scoop has an outburst by kicking over a cart with luggage on it, picks up an suitcase and tosses it against a wall] 

  Scoop Dunbarton : One of you frog parties fix this! Take some fucking initiative!

• Vic : [Talking to Karen]  Goodbye my love! Parting is such sweet sorrow. I just made that up!

  [Jumps into his car, pours a bag of cocaine on the steering wheel making a huge line, drives away and proceeds to snort it all] 

  Vic : I can quit any time I want!

  Sue Murphy : Aw, he's so in love.

  Frank Murphy : He's gonna kill someone, Sue.