F Is for Family (TV Series)

A Girl Named Sue (2017)

David Koechner: Bob Pogo

Quotes 

• Bob Pogo : I'm glad you're here Frank to tell you the truth, this place is a fucking nightmare since you've been gone. Dunbarton gave your job to his shit for brains nephew, Scoop.

  Frank Murphy : Scoop Dunbarton? I remember him, wasn't he in the minor leagues?

  Bob Pogo : Yeah, and a major league prick! Just a miserable human being! He launched a one-man crusade to re-segregate baseball. An injury ends his career so Dunbarton sticks me with him.

  [Pogo groans] 

  Bob Pogo : God this tastes like shit. If I could pull a trigger I'd kill myself.

  Frank Murphy : Well Bob, I know it wasn't easy bringing me back, but it would be my honor to help make Mohican great again.

  Bob Pogo : Very good. About that, here's the job I had in mind for you. Three days.

  Frank Murphy : Excuse me?

  Bob Pogo : I'm stuck with Scoop, so I need you you to come back for three days and train him.

  Frank Murphy : Train him? I thought you were giving me my old job back.

  Bob Pogo : Oh, no! Dunbarton wouldn't hire you back in 100 years you're toast around herw.

  [eats cottage cheese] 

  Bob Pogo : God, I miss toast.

  Frank Murphy : Are you out of your mind? You called me here to train my replacement?

  Bob Pogo : Yes, but -...

  Frank Murphy : How could you be so heartless? It's not enough you screwed me over once? Now you want to put my family through it again?