Good Boys (2019)

Keith L. Williams: Lucas

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Quotes 

• Hannah : This is what happens when you don't respect women.

  Lucas : I respect women. My mom's my best friend!

  Thor : What about me?

• Lucas : [after Thor has stolen Hannah's handbag, they empty the contents on the table, Thor holds up a tampon]  What is it?

  Thor : I have no idea.

  Max : That's a tampon.

  Lucas : What's it for?

  Max : Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out. An eighth-grader told me that.

  Lucas : The human body is truly a mystery

• [Lucas sees an old man laughing] 

  Lucas : What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?

  [an old man walks away] 

• Lucas : What are you doing?

  Max : Getting rid of the drugs! I'm just gonna throw them in the stream!

  Lucas : It could contaminate the water.

  Thor : We can throw it in the forest.

  Lucas : It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and it tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!

• Lucas : Lets cut the shit, are you a pedophile?

  Claude : What? No.

  Max : Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys would you admit it?

  Lucas : Probably not.

  Max : Then why would he?

  Claude : Aw, come on, do I look like a pedophile?

  Lucas : 1000%.

  Max : Yes.

  Thor : Yes, absolutely.

  Max : That's not fair.

• Max : She's a total nymphomaniac.

  Lucas : She starts fires?

  Max : No, she's a nymphomaniac. Someone who has sex on land *and* sea.

• Lucas : You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?

• Lucas : [to Max]  You made us ditch school, run around with drugs, and lock a cop in a convenience store with what I now suspect is a dildo!

• Thor : [from trailer]  I found all these weapons in my parents' closet.

  Max : Think your parents will let me wear this for halloween?

  Lucas : Ah-nal beads?

  Thor : It's Japanese for nunchucks motherfuc-

  [he hits himself in the face with the beads] 

  Thor : OH! Fuck!

  Lucas : Are you okay?

  Thor : It smells like shit.

• Lucas : [from trailer]  How many husbands does she have?

• Lucas : [form the bonus features]  We can't go to the mini-pool without parents or guardians

  Thor : Don't be a fuckin' skank, Lucas

  [Max starts laughing offscreen]