The Good Place (TV Series)
Team Cockroach (2017)
Manny Jacinto: Jason Mendoza
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Quotes
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Jason Mendoza : Janet, you're not gonna rat us out, right?
Janet : Well, Jason, I've been thinking about this a lot over the last one and a third milliseconds. I'm not allowed to lie, but my purpose is to make humans happy. And since you're the only actual humans here, I'm on board for whatever fun little schemes you guys come up with.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Okay. Bring it in. Team huddle. The Bad Place is about to be outsmarted by a cowardly traitor, four dum-dums, and a robot.
Janet : Not a robot.
Eleanor Shellstrop : We can do this.
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Michael : I'm an immortal being with abilities you can only dream...
Eleanor Shellstrop : Yeah and we're an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Jason Mendoza : And who am I? Describe me now!