The Good Place (TV Series)

Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent (2018)

D'Arcy Carden: Janet

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Quotes 

• Michael : These pins are very hard to come by. Only upper management types have them. So you guys will lay low while I get us four more. Janet doesn't need one, because for portals, she counts as a carry-on.

  Janet : I'm luggage!

• Tahani Al-Jamil : Let's practice. I'm going to make a simple request, and you're going to give me that patented Bad Janet attitude. Can I have a glass of water?

  Janet : [hands Tahani a glass of water]  Here you go.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : No. Let's try again. Be mean. Bad Janet, can I have a glass of water?

  Janet : No. I would never give you that, you... dumb person...

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Janet, what's that behind your back?

  Janet : Nothing.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Give it to me.

  Janet : [sheepishly]  It's a glass of water. And a back-up glass. Ooh, boy.

• Petruchio : All right, everyone, we've got a lot of work to do. Why don't you set up the bar over by that wall?

  Bad Janet : Why don't you roll off your mom and do it yourself, you fat dink?

  [they both laugh] 

  Petruchio : [to a disguised Good Janet]  Set up more of those tables. We're expecting a big crowd.

  Janet : You got it, you piece of... butt.

• Janet : I have gained a lot of new skills recently. For example, I learned how to be passive-aggressive. Totally fine that you guys haven't noticed!